DIRECTV spots may lead to trouble.

By Matt Low | January 12th, 2012 | Posted in Our Industry

When you see commercials that are clever, you get a smile on your face. When you have a smile on your face, people think you’re a happy person. When people think you’re a happy person, they want to be around you. When people want to be around you, more people want to be around you. When more and more people want to be around you, you become influential. When you become influential, power goes to your head. When power goes to your head, you decide to take over the world. When you decide to take over the world, you attempt to breed an army of super strong, human-pig hybrids. When you attempt to breed an army of super strong, human-pig hybrids, you get into trouble with the FBI. When you get into trouble with the FBI, you disappear.