I wish I were kidding.
Thinking about getting a divorce because your spouse farts in bed? It’s okay, I’m sure it’s crossed every normal married couple’s mind.
But not so fast, it’s nothing the Better Marriage Blanket can’t fix. Forget counseling or any of that problem-solving crap, just wrap your stinky sweetheart in one of these bad boys, and better days are ahead.
In case you don’t feel like wasting four minutes of your life watching the infomercial, let me break it down for you. There’s a new blanket that can make “flatulent odors” in your bed disappear. Still skeptical? Well, they’ll have you know it’s made with the same fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons. Whoa, daddy. I’d like to see the Snuggie do that.
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