This is too easy.
The story of an arson case in Iowa City has been spreading around the internet like, well, wild fire. It started when police released a sketch of a potential witness to the crime. And it just so happens to slightly resemble a certain auto insurance pitchman. And by slightly, I mean “holy crap that looks exactly like the Geico caveman!” Take a look for yourself.
Now, as a professional copywriter at a well-respected advertising agency, I’m contractually obligated to say I hate puns, clichés, and all similar types of clever/lame wordplay. But just between you and me – I love ’em. So despite my attempts to resist temptation, here are some alternate headlines for this article.
15 minutes can save you 15% on police interrogation.
The ironic part was he just discovered fire.
Apparently the roasted duck with the mango salsa wasn’t to his liking.
Someone’s taking his canceled sitcom pretty hard.
I think the Gecko framed him.
Ok, that’s it. Please don’t judge me.
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